I'm a Begger

Hey does anyone want to buy me an iPhone and pay for the data plan? Surely there's some generous person out there that wants to bring some joy into the life of someone less privileged than themselves. If that person is you I can help you fill the void in your life with a little cheerful giving. Giving being on your side of course, and the receiving on mine. So just run down to your nearest Apple store and grab one up, prepay for oh...10 years of service or so(honestly I dont think you can do that but it helps the story) and then send the phone my way. Your payment will be a lifetime of glad tidings.

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