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Baby It's Cold Outside

Christmas Spoiler

Well kids, I have a very special Christmas gift for you this year. I'm going to take my many years of experience in peaking at my Christmas presents, and share it with you. Today's lesson is how to unwrap and re-wrap a present without getting caught. Before we start lets go over some good tips: It's best to do this kind of work at night, when everyone is asleep. It's also a good rule to only do one or two presents a night. You will also need to have some supplies: 1. A knife or pair of scissors that can make a fine cut. And since kids aren't supposed to handle knives, I take no responsibility for the outcome of any actions that were a result of reading this document. 2. You need some scotch tape. Preferably tape matching whats on your present Ok now on to the sneakiness: Pick out the present(s) you want to snoop and move them near the front of the tree before you go to bed. After everyone is asleep, get up and take the present to another room, like the bathroom, wh

Griswald 2006

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Our Tree 2006

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