All About Bentley

Really just here for my convenience: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3444571

I was sitting here just now trying to remember all of the nice things I got for Christmas this year and so I thought I would write them down. I'm sure I've forgotten something, and a few items I left off the list on purpose. From my Wife and Kids: Black Jacket 2 Dress Shirts 1 pair of jeans Black Warm up pants Cologne Meat thermometer for my grill 6 cell Mag Lite Movie - The Dark Knight Movie - I Am Legend Movie - Uncle Buck The Office - Season 4 The Dark Knight Calendar 20lb Weight Tiger Woods Golf 2009 for the Wii Wii Fit (for the whole family, not just me) 1 Big Hershey Special Dark Candy Bar Teriyaki Beef Jerky From my My Parents: Dremel Tool Goggles to use with Dremel Tool Gloves Striped Long Sleeved T-Shirt 2009 Budweiser Collectors Stein (I don't drink but I collect steins) From my My Sister: Fleece Sleep Pants with Smiley Faces on them From my My In-Laws: Digital Photo Frame Black Warm up pants $75 From no one iPhone Thanks everyone, and Merry Christmas to me.

Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you are filled with joy and peace. And food.

Hey does anyone want to buy me an iPhone and pay for the data plan? Surely there's some generous person out there that wants to bring some joy into the life of someone less privileged than themselves. If that person is you I can help you fill the void in your life with a little cheerful giving. Giving being on your side of course, and the receiving on mine. So just run down to your nearest Apple store and grab one up, prepay for oh...10 years of service or so(honestly I dont think you can do that but it helps the story) and then send the phone my way. Your payment will be a lifetime of glad tidings.

Ding Fries are Done

I know it's a little flaky having it snow on the web page, but it'S NO joke. Do you get my drift? What, you don't like these jokes? Are you giving me the cold shoulder? I thought these were funny, I figured they would sleigh you. Well you can just take a chill pill. Give me a break here, I'm working alone. Snow man is an island. You should congradulate me for my effort. "Freeze a jolly good fellow.." Ok that's enough.