Death Row

If I was an inmate on death row, and my time was almost up, and I was asked what I wanted for my last meal....I think I would pick the all-you-can-eat-buffet.

Guard: "Come on Mr. Mass-Murderer, It's time to go."
Mass-Murderer: "Oh I'd like to, but I'm not done eating yet."

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