Bullet Successfully Dodged

Last night my daughter came out of her bathroom, headed into the living room, saw me on the couch and said:

Daughter: "Hey dad"
Me: "Yeah, wh...."
Daughter: (Cutting me off because she sees mom and would rather tell her) "Mom theres poo on the bathroom floor!"
Mom: "What?...ZANE DID YOU GO POTTY AND GET SOME ON THE FLOOR?!?!?!"
Me: (quietly to myself) "Nasty"

Mom went and cleaned it up. Close one.

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