All About Bentley

I have used that title for a previous post, but that was pre-blogger I think. Anyway, for 1 week I am a bachelor. My wife and kids are at the in-laws for the week. During this time I will try to get some work done around the house. Things I cant do with a 3 year old following me around. Since the house has had 2 years to settle some of the crown molding has separated and needs to be caulked and the paint touched up. There are about 10 nail holes that need to be filled and painted. The curtains need to be ironed. Yes I iron the curtains. Once a year. They are linen and a pain in the rear to iron. I do it because its much easier for me to take them down then for my petite little wife. Plus, once again, the 3 year old. Don't need him running around while the ironing board and iron are out in the middle of the room. In addition to the chores, I also use this time to catch up on my man movies. I'm a pretty nice guy and don't subject my wife to action movies when we go rent somet...

Something that has never happened to me in my entire life will soon happen. It's going to be any day now. And it's not something I'm looking forward to. Yes, to my horror, I think that some day soon, I will be forced to pay over $2.00 for a gallon of gasoline. What sucks is that the 2 closest places to fill up where some of the cheapest in the metropolitan area . But not now. Not for many months. If it gets worse I might even be forced to use an expletive. In fact I just did. Luckily you weren't here. It was a bad one. Stupid gas prices.

There are 3 high schools in the town where I now live. I tend to support the one where my kids will go starting in about 5 years. Last night that high school won the boys class 6A state championship in basketball. Unfortunately it was against my hometown high school.

Thats what my 3 year old calls Target.

I forgot I even had this. Took this shortly before construction started.

Just found this to be very typical. I thought I'd play a game of internet checkers tonight. My opponent was from France (or at least thats what the game said). Things were going along pretty quickly but then it down to 4 checkers to 2, in my favor. I finally got him cornered so that he would have to put himself into a position for me to jump him. The little weazel left the game. Typical French quitter. What a weiner.

Michael Jackson Trial Martha Stewart out of Prison Just curious how my hits will go up

Is that something guys usually say? Am I becoming a woman? Well either way I gotta get rid of some of this lard hanging around my middle.

This is is a list I compiled a few years ago of things not to do Dont turn left out of the right lane if there is a policeman watching - OOPS! Dont hold officers at bay Dont invite young boys to stay at your Neverland Ranch If you do dont fondle them and look at internet porn If you are a high school teacher (or anyone else for that matter) dont hide a video camera in the girls locker room If you are a high school teacher dont fondle and kiss a 15 year old Dont shake a baby Dont kill your classmates Dont kill your parents In fact, dont kill anyone Dont have a baby while at the prom and then throw it away Dont have a baby in your bedroom and then leave it at your neighbors back door in the cold for 2 days where it will later die Dont long for attention so bad that you strap your kids into the back seat of your car and then send it into the lake Dont kill your ex-wife and a waiter Dont blow up a building with people in it Dont send mail bombs (except maybe email bombs, those are funny) D...

We've been doing some other shopping too:

We have been waiting for 2 years to get new furniture for our living room. After searching for about 5 days straight we finally found the tables we want: Storage Cocktail Table Chairside Chest